If you are wiping your ass the old fashioned way – with toilet paper in your hand, you my friend are a barbarian. Not to worry as there’s a product that will allow you to become “more civilized” in your bathroom habits. It is called the Comfort Wipe – a toilet paper holder and extension that will help you wipe your ass without having to touch dirty toilet paper.
You might think this is a gag but it is for real. You can order these devices at ComfortWipe.com for just $19.99. And I thought I was pretty advanced in using Charmin and wet baby wipes.
Rather than mock this stupid product any longer, check out the commercial and be amused.