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New ‘Flame-Broiled’ Body Spray From Burger King

December 19, 2008 | David Wallace | Comments 0 Have you ever wanted to smell like a fast food hamburger but didn’t necessarily wanted to spread hamburger meat all over yourself? Worry no longer because Flame by Burger King is here – a new body spray for men that is described as having “the scent

Pot Farm Discovered After 11 Month Old Calls 911

Babies just love to play with cell phones. I know my grandson does. There are two problems with this however. First of all babies like to put things in their mouth and liquids such as saliva and electronics do no mix. Secondly, they may accidentally place a call. While the second item is typically not

PETA Wants To Rename Fish “Sea Kittens”

January 10, 2009 | David Wallace | Comments 0 PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) wants to rename fish in a new campaign designed to restrict fishing. “Sea Kittens” is what they want to call them in their “Save the Sea Kittens” campaign because “nobody would hurt a sea kitten” as they say on

Small Missouri Town Re-Elects Mayor Who Happens To Be Dead

April 09, 2009 | David Wallace | Comments 0 Voters in the small town of Winfield, Missouri have re-elected their popular mayor to a fourth term, several weeks after he died of a heart attack. Harry Stonebraker died in March at the age of 69, this after ballot papers had been printed and absentee voting

Man Sinks His Own Yacht, Now Accussed of Insurance Fraud

A Seattle man who allegedly sank his own yacht because of “financial pressure and frustration with the maintenance” of the vessel has now been charged with insurance fraud. According to court documents, 50 year-old Brian Lewis on March 22, 2008 sank his own yacht named “the Jubilee” in the Puget Sound Bay, then rowed a

Carjack Victim Nabs Thieves With Alure of Sex & Drugs

January 12, 2009 | David Wallace | Comments 0 A Columbus Ohio man who was carjacked outside a south side restaurant said his friends helped him come up with a plan to outsmart the thieves. Alan Heuss was sitting in his BMW last week with the engine running when a armed man approached him. The

Man Burns House While Trying To Melt Snow With Torch

December 24, 2008 | David Wallace | Comments 0 Don’t try this at home – that is use a blowtorch to melt snow, especially when there is a wood home nearby. A New Bedford, Mass. failed to heed this advice when he used a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch. He ended up

Israeli Woman Throws Out Mattress With $1 Million Hidden Inside

Don’t throw out your old things – they could be worth something. In one woman’s case, a thrown out mattress was worth $ 1 million dollars! The mattress which contained $1 million hidden inside was mistakenly thrown out, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites. The woman

My GPS Made Me Do It!

A British driver has blamed his GPS navigation unit for leaving his car teetering on the edge of a cliff after he followed its instructions. Robert Jones said he trusted his navigational system and continued to follow it when it told him the steep, narrow footpath he was driving on was a road. Go figure!

Man Calls 911 After Burger King Runs Out of Lemonade

February 26, 2009 | David Wallace | Comments 0 We see mis-uses of the phone number 911, which is supposed to be used for “emergencies only,” all the time. Every once in awhile, a mis-use of 911 is so bizarre, so outrageous, one has to wonder if the person is even from this plant. Such