December 12, 2008 | David Wallace | Comments 0
In Minnesota, a 50-year-old man who was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property. And that he did with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.
Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.
According to police, Wagar was on his property Septtember 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20teens running toward his place. He told them to leave, swore at them and when that didn’t work, he sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.
So who is the stupid dipnoid here? Certainly not the man who had the genius idea of squirting the teens with fox urine. Oh I guess he could have used skunk urine instead. How stupid of him. 
